Saturday, May 1, 2010

You Must Be Homeschooled If...

My Monkeys: See no evil, speak no evil & hear no evil.

Came across this list on a homeschool site. We fit the list.

You Must Be Homeschooled If...

  • Someone asks what grade you're in and you're not sure.
  • You sometimes go to school in your pajamas.
  • Your favorite author is Jane Austen (girls) or Robert Louis Stevenson (boys).
  • Your birthday is an official school holiday.
  • You don't get to stay home from school when you're sick.
  • You are unaware of the current fads, fashions, and slang terms.
  • Your favorite activity is reading.
  • You know what a unit study is.
  • Watching a movie means you'll have to write a report comparing the film to the book.
  • You can get science credit for going to the dentist.
  • You go to the park for P.E.
  • You check out at least ten books every time you visit the library.
  • You have no idea what rock bands are currently popular.
  • You get books and science kits for your birthday.
  • Your board games all have names like "Bookworm", "Scrabble", "S'math", "Game of Knowledge", and "Name The State".
  • Your favorite place to study is outside, under a tree.
  • You can quote lines from Shakespeare, but not from South Park.
  • You never get nervous on the first day of school.
  • The only bully you ever run into is your big brother.
  • You don't have to remember a locker combination, just your computer password.
  • It takes you less than a minute to walk to school.
  • You don't have to worry about forgetting anything - you can just run back to your room and get it.
  • Your school bus is a van.
  • There are only 3 students in your class and they are your brothers and sisters.
  • You have a 9-year-old, a 6-year-old, and a 4-year old in the same class.
  • You can get extra credit for cleaning your room.

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